Lux has been known to do things involving writing, music, and comedy, but never all at once. For example, Lux may write music, or write comedy, but she will never write musical comedy. Lux firmly believes that one has to keep one's interests separate, and mixing the three would result in dire consequences and explosionations that cannot be contained. Lux does not currently get paid for any of these ventures, but she sure would like to. You can hire Lux to do anything involving combinations of two of these things at once, but never three. NEVER THREE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? Lux is available for parties, weddings, and bar mitzvahs, but unless your gathering includes only disaffected liberal atheists with potty mouths, Lux may offend.
Lux has also been known to do things involving the development of websites. Lux has made a career out of this, and may also combine this venture with one or two of her others (but NEVER THREE).
Ofttimes, Lux's hair may appear to be unnatural in hue. This is merely a problem with your picture and you should adjust your television set. However, Lux should generally be washed with like colors only, so as to avoid staining or discoloration, and set on tumble-dry to low, lest she become dizzy and disoriented.
Lux has many projects and many interests. If you would like to take a peek at what she's doing or what she's into, you should stop this crazy ride and get off at the nearest hyperlink.
Lux has a rich and varied social life, but is not above catching a matinee flick or getting coffee sometime. Be forewarned, however, Lux will never call back, and she thinks that seeing other people is probably for the best.
It may also happen that if you know Lux, you will get written about from time to time. Generally, this will be a good thing, as if Lux likes you, she will erase all your flaws and make you a divine being of light. However, if you piss Lux off, you should be prepared to accept her descripition of your knobby knees, cystic acne, and/or small penis that will result.
If you would like to read more about Lux, might I suggest her "fascinating" livejournal? Or perhaps you would like to read some older stuff?
